There lived a certain man in Russia long ago
He was big and strong, in his eyes a flaming glow
Most people look at him with terror and with fear
But to Moscow chicks he was such a lovely dear
He could preach the Bible like a preacher
Full of ecstasy and fire
But he also was the kind of teacher
Women would desire
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
There lived a certain man in Russia long ago
He was big and strong, in his eyes a flaming glow
Most people look at him with terror and with fear
But to Moscow chicks he was such a lovely dear
He could preach the Bible like a preacher
Full of ecstasy and fire
But he also was the kind of teacher
Women would desire
Ra-ra-Rasputin
Lover of the Russian queen
There was a cat that really was gone
Ra-ra-Rasputin
Russia's greatest love machine
It was a shame how he carried on
He ruled the Russian land and never mind the Czar
But the kazachok he danced really wunderbar
In all affairs of state he was the man to please
But he was real great when he had a girl to squeeze
For the queen he was no
@vazana ¿Aguinaldo?, ¿en serio?. Soy consciente de la campaña esa de los MGTOW de que las mujeres son muy interesadas económicamente pero fuera cierto ese meme es una exageración por que ¿cuanto se da de aguinaldo?, ¿unos pocos euros?
En mi entorno eso del aguinaldo no se lleva, excepto en algunas ocasiones algunos niños llaman a la puerta pidiendo el aguinaldo. Pero desde hace más de diez años eso no ha pasado. Creo que el aguinaldo es una costumbre en decadencia.
Recuerdo que de pequeño me tragué un atasco de casi dos horas en el cuatro latas que tenía mi padre. Resulta que el atasco lo estaban provocando varios hombres que habían semicortado la carretera y se dedicaban a pedir el aguinaldo coche por coche. El atasco lo habían provocado ellos. Desde entonces odio el aguinaldo.
I am a little bit of loneliness, a little bit of disregard
Handful of complaints, but I can't help the fact that everyone can see these scars
I am what I want you to want, what I want you to feel
But it's like, no matter what I do, I can't convince you to just believe this is real
So I let go, watching you
Turn your back like you always do
Face away and pretend that I'm not
But I'll be here 'cause you're all that I got
I can't feel the way I did before
Don't turn your back on me, I won't be ignored
Time won't heal this damage anymore
Don't turn your back on me, I won't be ignored
I am a little bit insecure, a little unconfident
'Cause you don't understand, I do what I can, but sometimes I don't make sense
I am what you never want to say, but I've never had a doubt
It's like, no matter what I do, I can't convince you for once just to hear me out
So I let go, watching you
Turn your back like you always do
Face away and pretend that I'm not
But I'll be here 'cause you're all that I got
I can't feel the way I did before
Don't turn your back on me, I won't be ignored
Time won't heal this damage anymore
Don't turn your back on me, I won't be ignored
@EsePibe@vazana
Espera, eso cuando lo hacen bien.
No cuando te lees el "conceto" , lo evalúas y no coincide ni por casualidad. Ahí ni siendo ingeniero consigues el modelo por ingeniería inversa.
@vazana@EsePibe
Ya me gustaría parecerme a esa, pero no. Me da que no me contratan en Victoria Secret
Ahora mismo, en Catarroja. Lo que todos sabíamos: incendio en uno de los cementerios de coches, vecinos tragando humo y bomberos jugándose la vida.
Porque casi 50 días después los coches SIGUEN AHÍ, señores.
Y yo no sé qué tiene que pasar para que entiendan que esto es inhumano.
@EsePibe
En mi humilde experiencia, pides demasiado. ¿Saber leer tu nómina?, ¿de dónde vienen los conceptos y cómo se calculan?
Si a mi hasta RRIHIH (recursos inhimanos) me dice que para qué quiero saberlo, cuando pregunto por alguna cosa exótica... @vazana
Hoy en el catering del curro nos han puesto, tortilla de patatas con y sin cebolla, se ha acabado antes la de cebolla. Pero ya tengo fichados a los sincebollistas de mi curro.
@vazana Eso del "Get Cancer - Die sooner" realmente tendría que ser que pilles un cáncer o cualquier otra enfermedad y se te cronifique con un tratamiento caro
@EsePibe Ojo, que lo de tener a muertos de hambre renta mucho menos que tener a "ganado" sobrealimentado, que genera muchísimas más ventas en la industria alimentaria, sanitaria, textil, automotiva, etc...
He was big and strong, in his eyes a flaming glow
Most people look at him with terror and with fear
But to Moscow chicks he was such a lovely dear
He could preach the Bible like a preacher
Full of ecstasy and fire
But he also was the kind of teacher
Women would desire
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
There lived a certain man in Russia long ago
He was big and strong, in his eyes a flaming glow
Most people look at him with terror and with fear
But to Moscow chicks he was such a lovely dear
He could preach the Bible like a preacher
Full of ecstasy and fire
But he also was the kind of teacher
Women would desire
Ra-ra-Rasputin
Lover of the Russian queen
There was a cat that really was gone
Ra-ra-Rasputin
Russia's greatest love machine
It was a shame how he carried on
He ruled the Russian land and never mind the Czar
But the kazachok he danced really wunderbar
In all affairs of state he was the man to please
But he was real great when he had a girl to squeeze
For the queen he was no
En mi entorno eso del aguinaldo no se lleva, excepto en algunas ocasiones algunos niños llaman a la puerta pidiendo el aguinaldo. Pero desde hace más de diez años eso no ha pasado. Creo que el aguinaldo es una costumbre en decadencia.
Recuerdo que de pequeño me tragué un atasco de casi dos horas en el cuatro latas que tenía mi padre. Resulta que el atasco lo estaban provocando varios hombres que habían semicortado la carretera y se dedicaban a pedir el aguinaldo coche por coche. El atasco lo habían provocado ellos. Desde entonces odio el aguinaldo.
Handful of complaints, but I can't help the fact that everyone can see these scars
I am what I want you to want, what I want you to feel
But it's like, no matter what I do, I can't convince you to just believe this is real
So I let go, watching you
Turn your back like you always do
Face away and pretend that I'm not
But I'll be here 'cause you're all that I got
I can't feel the way I did before
Don't turn your back on me, I won't be ignored
Time won't heal this damage anymore
Don't turn your back on me, I won't be ignored
I am a little bit insecure, a little unconfident
'Cause you don't understand, I do what I can, but sometimes I don't make sense
I am what you never want to say, but I've never had a doubt
It's like, no matter what I do, I can't convince you for once just to hear me out
So I let go, watching you
Turn your back like you always do
Face away and pretend that I'm not
But I'll be here 'cause you're all that I got
I can't feel the way I did before
Don't turn your back on me, I won't be ignored
Time won't heal this damage anymore
Don't turn your back on me, I won't be ignored
Eterna Dolores O'riordan
@vazana yo soy más de Diógenes
Dramatización:
- ¿Dónde vas, @vazana ?
- A subir la basura.
Espera, eso cuando lo hacen bien.
No cuando te lees el "conceto" , lo evalúas y no coincide ni por casualidad. Ahí ni siendo ingeniero consigues el modelo por ingeniería inversa.
@vazana @EsePibe
Ya me gustaría parecerme a esa, pero no. Me da que no me contratan en Victoria Secret
Por cierto he sacado 31181
@Golan_Trevize
Llego a 9091
Espera que lo dibuje con paint
Ah, pues no: qué tonto soy.
Saco 31181:
Porque casi 50 días después los coches SIGUEN AHÍ, señores.
Y yo no sé qué tiene que pasar para que entiendan que esto es inhumano.
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En mi humilde experiencia, pides demasiado. ¿Saber leer tu nómina?, ¿de dónde vienen los conceptos y cómo se calculan?
Si a mi hasta RRIHIH (recursos inhimanos) me dice que para qué quiero saberlo, cuando pregunto por alguna cosa exótica...
@vazana
@EsePibe @EsePibe
@EsePibe