Now, there's one thing you might have noticed I don't complain about: politicians. Everybody complains about politicians. Everybody says they suck. Well, where do people think these politicians come from? They don't fall out of the sky. They don't pass through a membrane from another reality. They come from American parents and American families, American homes, American schools, American churches, American businesses and American universities, and they are elected by American citizens. This is the best we can do folks. This is what we have to offer. It's what our system produces: Garbage in, garbage out. If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you're going to get selfish, ignorant leaders. Term limits ain't going to do any good; you're just going to end up with a brand new bunch of selfish, ignorant Americans. So, maybe, maybe, maybe, it's not the politicians who suck. Maybe something else sucks around here... like, the public. Yeah, the public sucks. There's a nice campaign slogan for somebody: 'The Public Sucks. Elect me." Put the blame where it belongs: on the people. Because if everything is really the fault of politicians, where are all the bright, honest, intelligent Americans who are ready to step in and replace them? Where are these people hiding? The truth is, we don't have people like that. Everyone's at the mall, scratching his balls and buying sneakers with lights in them. And complaining about the politicians.
Ahora, hay una cosa de la que puede que hayáis notado que no me quejo: los políticos. Todo el mundo se queja de los políticos. Todo el mundo dice que dan asco. Bueno, ¿de dónde se cree esa gente que vienen los políticos? No caen del cielo. No pasan a través de una membrana desde otra realidad. Vienen de padres americanos y familias americanas, casas americanas, escuelas americanas, iglesias americanas, negocios americanos y universidades americanos, y son elegidos por… » ver todo el comentario
Now, there's one thing you might have noticed I don't complain about: politicians. Everybody complains about politicians. Everybody says they suck. Well, where do people think these politicians come from? They don't fall out of the sky. They don't pass through a membrane from another reality. They come from American parents and American families, American homes, American schools, American churches, American businesses and American universities, and they are elected by American citizens. This is the best we can do folks. This is what we have to offer. It's what our system produces: Garbage in, garbage out. If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you're going to get selfish, ignorant leaders. Term limits ain't going to do any good; you're just going to end up with a brand new bunch of selfish, ignorant Americans. So, maybe, maybe, maybe, it's not the politicians who suck. Maybe something else sucks around here... like, the public. Yeah, the public sucks. There's a nice campaign slogan for somebody: 'The Public Sucks. Elect me." Put the blame where it belongs: on the people.
Because if everything is really the fault of politicians, where are all the bright, honest, intelligent Americans who are ready to step in and replace them? Where are these people hiding? The truth is, we don't have people like that. Everyone's at the mall, scratching his balls and buying sneakers with lights in them. And complaining about the politicians.
Ahora, hay una cosa de la que puede que hayáis notado que no me quejo: los políticos. Todo el mundo se queja de los políticos. Todo el mundo dice que dan asco. Bueno, ¿de dónde se cree esa gente que vienen los políticos? No caen del cielo. No pasan a través de una membrana desde otra realidad. Vienen de padres americanos y familias americanas, casas americanas, escuelas americanas, iglesias americanas, negocios americanos y universidades americanos, y son elegidos por… » ver todo el comentario